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TCFB's Sox By Numbers...John Lackey vs Ubaldo Jimenez

June 23rd 2010 17:30
TCFB Sox By Numbers


June 23, 2010

Red Sox @ Rockies, 8:40pm---@ Coors Field


Ubaldo's Daddy's


*** The brother of Ibaldo & Webaldo, Ubaldo, is "Daddyless" my friends. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, this guy has been white hot, since this season kicked off. 1.15 ERA? Daddy time! I'm liking Pedroia as Ubaldo's Dad.

Lackey's Minor Rocky Pains In Ass... But No Worries


Jason Giambi--- .351 avg/ 3 HR/ 2 doubles (37 AB)

Daddy TCFB's Words of Wisdom: Don't ask me why, but I just can feel it in my bones. Ubaldo takes the pipe tonight. White hot fire is only that until someone urinates on it. You heard it here first. Mind your bladders, fellas. Let the pissing begin around 8:40 tonight.

Chuck
~TCFB~

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Comment by 5280

June 23rd 2010 18:10
Better check to make sure you aren't pissing gasoline.

Comment by 5280

June 24th 2010 11:12
Ahhh the capricious nature of sports. You all put the stream to the Jiminez fire but you might want to hand a paper towel to your closer to clean up the piss dribble running down his pant leg

Comment by Chuck H

June 24th 2010 12:56


Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB
haha.. Shit, I can't even argue with that one. Well put.

Comment by Holt

June 24th 2010 13:20
Bard AND Paps now making the case for Bard Closing Barn Doors before the horses get out.

But, to borrow from your metaphors, in the name of the Father (Teddy Ballgame), the Son (Yaz), and the Holy Ghost (Tony C.) you gotta love the Sox spanking Jimenez and showing him yes, they are indeed, his Daddy.

Comment by Chuck H

June 24th 2010 13:24


Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB
Ubaldo wasn't a fear from jumpstreet, Holt. They pushed his sorry ass around in the World Series a few years ago. He still has flashbacks. My only mistake in this segment was telling Lackey to watch out for Giambi. I meant Pap.

Comment by 5280

June 24th 2010 13:26
Scoreboard.

Comment by Chuck H

June 24th 2010 13:31


Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB
I was wating for that Elway.

Comment by 5280

June 24th 2010 13:33
We gotta find a way to get us out there to see a game. That is one beautiful park, man.

Comment by Joe Soriano

June 26th 2010 05:04


Pro Sports Wrap
Dawg, they want to trade Paps to somebody. Bard is their closer of the future. They just don't like Paplebon's ego.

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