Your Average JoeTerrence Cody…Meet Body By Jake Tower 200…You're Welcome In Advance
August 10th 2010 13:46
Terrence Cody of the Ravens is having some trouble passing the conditioning test since he has reported to camp.
Shocking.
Five words, Terrence.
Body By Jake Tower 200.
Hang that bitch on your door at your training camp dorm room crib, and get to work. Have you seen that infomercial at 2am on any random weeknight? You’ll be sweating off those Big Mac’s with special sauce in no time, son.
Body By Jake Tower 200 = Cost effective way of shedding some odd looking moobs stuck to your chest.
For those who want to attack me by saying I’m a jerk for picking on this guy because of his weight, it sucks to be wrong like you. Just like Sensai John Kreese told Johnny before he took on Daniel-san in Karate Kid, “mercy is for the week.” If Terrence was an executive at Bank of America or a clerk at a penny candy store in Maine, this all wouldn’t matter. Fact is, he isn’t. He is in a profession where his meal ticket is his body.
You are a professional athlete, Terrence. Get it together.
I hope this helps.
Godspeed.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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