Your Average JoeThe Very Classy Plaxico Burress Was Hungry Before Shooting Himself In Pecker Region
February 4th 2010 14:30
Check out this interview with Serafina Fiore by Robert Siegel that I read on Deadspin. It's a testimonial to the classy nature of one, Plaxico Burress.
Fiore manages HeadQuarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York. Siegel asks her about different athletes that come into the establishment. It’s a great piece … The best part to me was when Fiore talks about Plaxico Burress coming into the club on the NIGHT of the whole shooting himself in the pecker region incident. Priceless… A man’s gotta eat on Thanksgiving! That’s what I say… See below…
He was at your club that night, right?
The night with the shooting, it didn't happen at our club, but he was at our club right before that. I have to be honest with you, he was a little bit of a jerkoff. He was standing on the bar, he was standing on the tables, just like bouncing off the walls. It was Thanksgiving weekend, and we had a Thanksgiving buffet. Some of the guys from the club made a Thanksgiving dinner for our employees... turkey, stuffing, this nice buffet for everybody who came to work. So Plaxico, like, crashes the buffet. We were like, "Who is this? He doesn't work for the club!" He was, like, reaching in and grabbing pieces of turkey while our guy was still carving it. So low class. Very low class.
Did you know it was Plaxico?
Yeah. He had his sweats on. I mean, who runs around with a gun in their sweatpants? Not a smart guy.
Can somebody explain to me why CBS is wasting their time by sending in Bill Cowher to interview this stupidsonbitch in the slammer on Super Sunday? Why? Maybe his ole ball coach will bring him a turkey to attack while we listen to him repent.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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