Chuck HThey Said What!??
July 16th 2009 18:06
FAMOUS FUNNY AND SOMETIMES STUPID AS ALL HELL...SPORTS
“James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.” -Former Pitching Great, Leroy 'Satchel' Paige
“I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.”-Johnny Bench
Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."
On females officiating in the NBA - “Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.”
-Bill Russell (1976)
. “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
– Joe Theismann
“I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.”
– Mike Tyson.
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