Chris CrockettTiger's Fellow PGA Star Colleague Jesper Parnevik Blames Himself For This Mess & I Agree
December 3rd 2009 16:35
(From Fanhouse.com )
"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I feel really sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."
You know what Jesper, I agree… It is your fault. If I was Elin, I’d be blaming you as well. How dare you introduce her to this serial infidel known as Eldrick ‘Tiger’ Woods? Is this any way to treat your former au pair?!! An au pair (plural: au pairs) is a foreign-national domestic assistant working for, and living as part of, a host family, and that’s what Elin was to Jesper back in the day. You know what, I heard Tiger even blames you for all of this. He said if you never introduced her to him, he could’ve just went on his merry way and got his ‘swag on’ with many more women and had no consequences to face for his actions. He could’ve created many little ‘Tiggers’ worldwide and just played golf on some Thursday’s to Sunday’s and filled his spare time with a little T-Woods golf on his PS3. Yet you had to introduce them.. It is your fault, you silly flamboyant sonofabitch! Finally, a fall-guy for all of this BS.
Ahh shit, who am I kidding, you’re not to blame Jesper, I just always wanted to have the opportunity to blame you for something ever since I first saw you in those goofy ass hats and found out you eat volcanic dust as a dietary supplement. Sorry. Tiger and I will look for someone else to blame.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Je suis impressionné avec votre français.
I heard people calling on the radio saying how he is no longer an idol to young men. I am thinking to myself, I don't give a rats ass about golf but after seeing his harem, he actually has now become one of my idols.
I wouldn't buy Nike clubs but how about Nike rubs? Put a shwoosh on your schwantz.
To spin a marketing campaign on this thing would be a fantastic opportunity.
Comment by Chuck H
TCFB
Comment by 5280
"Is it in you?"