Your Average JoeTwo Cents Humor---June 11,2009
June 11th 2009 17:58
*****Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey, and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggsie says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
*****A Spainard named Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay, he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole. When he returned to his home country his friends asked him, "What kind of people are those Americans?" He said, "Fu*king incredibly fine people man, they gave me a special seat at the ball game and just before the game started they all stood up and sang 'Jose can you see.'
Disclaimer: These jokes are jokes that I’ve found over the years on the internet, as well as in magazines, newspapers and just via word of mouth from my unusually funny friends and family over the years--at least the ones I could use on a public blog--trust me there’s much worse.. I didn’t write or create any of them.. Feel free to pass along any jokes via email to me (click on my name in red right here…Chuck Hanf ) and I might use them on the blog and credit you for sending them into the blog.
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