Chris CrockettUnless You’re The Girl Below…Your Fantasy Baseball Team News Annoys Me!
March 24th 2010 16:00
Well, it’s late March, and that only means one thing to some people….Fantasy Baseball time!!! WOO-EFFIN-WHOOO!
“Will I get lucky enough to snatch up Hanley Ramirez, Joey Mauer, Albert Pujols or Timmy Lincecum? Hey, I’ll settle for Mark Teixeira or A-Rod, even though I hate New Yaawk. YANKEES SUCK…YANKEES SUCK…YANKEES SUCK!!!” God, I hate that played out chant, and I’m the biggest Red Sox fan you’ll find. I digress…..
Listen up, tools…
This post is for one set of people and one set of people only---Fantasy Baseball “Owners” who feel the need to tell me on the street, at a bar, restaurant, function, or on Twitter/Facebook, how their fantasy team is doing.
I don’t care.
That is why you have those intra-league message boards and e-mail addresses of your fellow league members. Spout off to them that A-Rod just went yard and now you’re up 25 points on your opponent for the week, ‘Focker’s Fucktarts’. Nobody else gives a shit.
Thank you. I feel better now. I needed to release that angst.
Now, understand, I have nothing against fantasy baseball, football or whatever. I’ve played it in the past. It’s fun. It’s just that, if someone isn’t in your league, they really don’t give a rat’s ass how you’re team is doing. I’d rather listen to Obama’s NCAA bracket selections on ESPN or hear about how the Dalai Lama gave Tiger a bracelet and has his trouser trout on lockdown with his Buddhist preaching ways.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Do you think it's possible to create a place for fantasy league people to go so that we don't have to listen to them? Like Fantasy League Island!
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And the bracelet from the Daily Llama wasn't meant as a bracelet. it was intended as a .... well a lovely relative of yours knows the word(s). The one my wife always asks her to say
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